There are some conspiracy theorists who claim that the Apollo 11 moon landings were faked and really took place in an aircraft hanger somewhere in one of the US deserts. The purpose? To fool the American public and put the wind up the Russians. Forty years on and the world of the flat-earthers and UFO apologists has changed little. But now, and of all things in heaven and on earth, it's Nortel that's getting the revisionist treatment, writes Martyn Warwick.
Basically the tall tale goes like this. Yes, Nortel has collapsed and abysmally smug management contributed to its failure but Mike Zafirovski, the CEO who, with the verve and anatomical skill of a latter-day Jack the Ripper, is dismembering the corpse of a once great company and flogging the arms, legs, liver and lights to anyone who'll buy 'em is actually a strategic genius who has a cunning plan to resurrect Nortel as sort of virtual company leasing out patents. Of course! We should have realised that all along!
As proof of the existence of this secret and unstated master stratagem some analysts are latching-on to words spoken recently by Richard Powers, an associate dean at the Rotman School of management at the University of Toronto in Canada, when he said, "It was never stated categorically that they [Nortel's management] were going to liquidate the entire company. It was always thought the Nortel name would not drop off the board and that it might retain some format to continue in a downsized version of what it was."
This was obviously taken as a signal by the conspiracy theorists and lots of those a sandwich or two short of a picnic have now come out to play, so, cue the nutters, roll'em and... action!
These strange bedfellows are basing their bizarre case on the fact that when Ericsson recently bought Nortel's wireless assets, it also acquired some 600 Nortel patents that now will be "assigned" to the Swedish company.
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